Sometimes, it’s difficult to decide what to write on the birthday card.
Aside from an ordinary Happy Birthday, obviously!
Maybe you find the uninformed messages that are already printed on the cards you buy from shops to be a bit of a shit?
This is why you can count on us at Obscenity Cards to assist you!
We do not just have an incredible selection of birthday cards, we will also assist you lazy fucks by giving a funny or insulting message inside.
For those who are interested I present to you 53 birthday wishes that you can’t get anywhere else. ….
Birthday Card Messages
Happy Birthday beautiful. Jks.
Your birthday should be celebrated in the same way as you entered this world: in tears and naked.
Happy birthday ya big cock sucker!
You’re old enough that you’re old Dead Sea was just getting sick before the time you got there.
Do you think there will be cakes? !
Happy birthday wishes to the girl who has been a teenager since they were three years old!
I don’t have any present for you since my presence is the present. You’re welcome!
Don’t even care that it’s the day you celebrate your birthday. I’ve thought there would be beer.
You’ve just gone from old slag. Happy Birthday!
I hope your birthday is filled with the booze of your dreams!
Happy Birthday to the office slut.
I hope you be able to live long enough to kick your pants.
I’m not planning to include an age-related joke on this card because I truly regret the age you’re.
We should all be celebrating the day that you touched your mom’s vagina!
I was planning to bake an rum-based cake to celebrate your birthday, but instead all I have is cake. And I’m drunk.
Happy birthday to a very special sister for her birthday. She’s a friend for the rest of their lives until you steal my clothes and then I’ll consider you not my friend anymore. A lot of love!
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Will the cake be large enough to hold each candle?
Happy Birthday, one year closer to the day you die. day..
There were several famous people who were born during your day. There aren’t many of them.
Let’s get fucking smashed! !
Continue to age in shamefully Happy Birthday!
Thank you that you made me feel more youthful.
Most likely because you’re fiddling with old.
A year later and not wiser..
Mid-life crisis as a trigger?
Happy Birthday for Mum the second most-loved child.
Aging is a long-term process and when you’re a senior, it is evident!
#birthdaywanker
Forget about the past, it’s already gone. Forget about the future, as it is impossible to predict. Don’t forget about the present, too because I did. Enjoy this card!
Thank you for being my wonderful adorable and charming daughter or son. You truly remind me of my own.
Now you’re the oldest you’ve been however, you’re also the smallest you’ll ever be.. There’s more!
It’s time to get old!
You’re too old for the film Jurassic Park brings back memories.
You’re old-fashioned, and when you attended an auction, everyone began bidding on you.
It’s so old, you’re doing it three times per at night is the amount of times you have to get up to use the bathroom.
You’re an old Fred Flintstone was your neighbour.
I hope you’ve begun saving up for the facelift.
Hey sugar tits! Have fantastic day!
A Happy Birthday to Old Fart. Age is only an amount. For you, it is quite a large number.
As you age as you age, your hangovers will get worse!
I’ve already handed you herpes, so I didn’t think that you’d like anything more from me.
Happy Birthday, wanna shag?
Do not fret if birthdays make you down, because at your age , you’ll not have any birthdays to be concerned about.
You’re 18! You’re now officially an adult at least on paper.
21 and haven’t yet gotten you laid?
Happy Birthday Mum/Dad! This year, we’ve all contributed to pay for a room in The nursing facility. It’s never too late!
Let’s celebrate like it’s 1999 or 1899 in your instance in the same way it was the year you attended.
Thank me for sending you a notecard and not just posted it on the wall of your Facebook.
A queen’s card the year to come? ?
4 out of 5 receive some nice money in their credit cards. Happy 5th Birthday!
Best wishes for your birthday. as a friend, I swear never to divulge your actual age.
I hope you have a wonderful birthday celebration. Sorry that I’m not in the area to attend the surprise birthday celebration!
Happy Grey Pubes’ birthday!
You can take one humorous phrase, or mix it up and use several lines and create a full paragraph if you like! You can really give the birthday boy or girl an enjoyable laugh.
Create your own humorous card and they’ll never forget the laugh they got at your sexist remarks. But, you can’t, oopsie.
You can choose from your mum or dad, brother or sister your best friend, or workplace colleague, or even a gift from your dog!
They’ll know you’ve put your heart and soul into the card. It will bring smiles to their faces because that you’ve included a humorous note inside the birthday card.
We hope that you enjoyed our list of humorous and offensive things to write on your birthday card and thought it was as funny as we did!
Feel free to be a part of the conversation!